Episode 44 - live forever - burn

 Well, not that long ago, there was a serious issue connected to

live forever scam, now outlawed in 85% of galaxies in known universe.


Serious situation, galactic law being what it is.  The scam went something

like this:


Okay, you want to live forever.  Follow this instructions.


1) snap your fingers, 


2) use continuously backwards, smaller time intervals ...


Not even funny ... but it is May, after all ...

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