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Episode 52: Quality and transportation

  Well, as you may know, the Galactic Encyclopedia and the foundation connected with it, ( I thinks something like, Feed the Fish, or Free the Fish, Foundation ) ... anyway, has been engaged in the search for intelligent life in the galaxy, which you would think would not be such a burden some  enterprise.  I mean, just buy a rocket ship, and hire a guy to look.  Send him checks from time to time. Turns out it's not so easy.  Certain parts of the galaxy are only accessible with certain kinds of hardware.   So you can't just buy a rocket ship, you need lots of different kinds of rocket ships, and also different kinds of guys with different expertise to fly them.  So in the end a lot of different horse trading goes on, and as a result you  end  up with considerable expense.   Apparently, Free the Fish, or Feed the Fish thinks it's kind of important.

Episode 51: The economic exploitation of space-time

  And so, this has been a " hot " and " hot button " topic among Galactic circles, for quite a long time.  It was long argued that what does space-time care if it's being exploited, and of course what does space-time care if it's being exploited? Well, a more recent view has been that, you can't take the time outa' space and therefore the issue evolves to, if time is money, then can you economically exploit money?  Well, at this point the issue resolves to: can you produce enough pencil sharpeners, to allow for all the pencil sharpening required to resolve this issue?   Currently, that is  an open question.

Episode 50: Where are those peaches?

   As you can imagine, the board of the Galactic Encyclopedia is in a frenzy  about giving non-normal status to a tiny rim planet, jam packed with shall we say: unusual characters  , more than one ... and then there is the issue of shipping out all that vinyl, what with the cost of vinyl having just - GONE THROUGH THE ROOF -   Well, they've been through worse.  

Episode 49: Like they say, just Earth.

  So, some people are saying, oh heck, situation normal, and all that about earth, but things are not at all the same at good 'ol Encyclopedia, where the board is in conniptions.   Earth, one lousy planet, but lots of subscribers are very interested in the goings on and so forth.  You know Arlo Guthrie  was great, and  Alice's Restaurant , enormously popular for a long time, but you know vinyl is not cheap ...  Sending out vinyl to all it's subscribers is generally an " out of budget ", kind of thing.  Nobody on the board cares  for " out of budget ", kinds of things. So boxes, Amazons, what have you ???? Hopefully, things will get back in the groove.  Just wait and see !!!

episode 48: Also, not that bad

  So you heard all those special things about Earth, you know, " not that bad " You might be able to find some decent tea .. But all that aside,  especially in the Galactic Cyclopia, circles, what the board has begun to realize and appreciate is the increasing level of appreciation for it's incredible bunch of lunatics. For some many years, and generations lunatics have been looking at the stars, not to mention of course the moon. I mean, I mean ,,,,  So, most likely if earth has to be pulled as a regular planet, the board will replace the entry with the whole Arlo Guthrie, Alice's Restaurant, and then send out vinyl at year end... If they vote before Brad Pitt gets a say, well it might work out, and heck .... we might even get back to regular in  a year ????  πŸ‘ΊπŸ’†πŸ’šπŸ˜„πŸ‘‰πŸ‘πŸ‘€πŸ’₯πŸ˜€πŸ’¬πŸ’«πŸ˜†πŸ’ͺπŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™ŠπŸ™†  

Episode 47: Pretty Sure ...

 Somebody ... On this tight loop: Sketches of China,   so tight, can't reach: Coming Back to Me How big is that Universe, you been talking about, Just keep talking, it's ,,,,, what you need ,,,,,, in China, when ??? " Come to the beautiful garden celebration ... "

Episode 46 - The Editors

 Life is pretty tough at the Galactic Encyclopedia.  Re-writes on planet Earth, are now getting out of control.  The VP for rewrites is in serious trouble and the Board wants to delete Earth "temporarily" as a regular type planet.  Something needs to be done.  Such a crisis.  Of course, they are trying to get John C lease to fill in, but he doesn't travel, so ....