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Inter-galactic Gambling Association

  The Inter-galactic  Gambling Association, IGA, also known as The Big Bang, has been having a rough go recently, at least in this particular galaxy. The problems are mostly, as you might imagine, with P.R. and generally the ability to get a hold of vital materials such as vinyl, and other  commercial products, as well as a decreasing interest in what used to be a thriving and lucrative business model.   Of course, the Galactic Encyclopedia, which has enjoyed very  good relations with the IGA, is hopeful, that things will work out for the best, whatever that may be.  

Earth got a new telescope, yippie!

  Meanwhile, back on a planet Earth, a new telescope has been set up and is functioning.  There are some issues about the name, and the Galactic Encyclopedia is pretty excited that with in a short space of time Earth may once again have a normal planetary status is it's pages.  We all remain hopeful.  Honestly, it has been quite difficult for everyone involved.

Concerning rumors about air conditioning in heaven

  For quite some time it was believed that air conditioning was common in heaven.  Recently, the Inter-Galactic Encyclopedia was able to have some contact with " authorities ",  ( of course, no interview was available with the Big Guy ), but they suggested that only " all natural " climate control was used in heaven.   The spokes person did not elaborate, at all, about what " all natural " actually means.  Yet another - inter-galactic conspiracy theory firmly debunked ...

New - special special - addendum Galactic Encyclopedia

  There is some confusion about whether the Supreme Court of the United States of America has in door plumbing. It is quite important not to confuse this organization with a similarly named The Supremes:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Supremes And so why then is united the hardest word to spell ? Also, this could just be another - inter-galactic conspiracy theory of some bizarre form.